Charlie Harvey

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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of admiring Jeremy Corbyn, all of them involving yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps.

In the glorious days of Theresa May, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience admiring Jeremy Corbyn, but nowadays thanks to yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps admiring Jeremy Corbyn is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Ban this sick filth.


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